Thursday, November 18, 2010

A New Way to Solve Airport Screening Concerns

This was forwarded to me by a good friend and is funny as heck but in reality it could work. My apologies if this is old, it's the first time I had seen it..................enjoy!

Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665....followed by "Maintenance needed, Shop-Vac is required in booth number 4 for clean-up."

I love it when a plan comes together!"

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